A Dublin Sunday school class was tested to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. Their teacher asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all the money to the church, would that get me into heaven?”
“NO!" the children answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the lawn, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?”
Again, the unanimous answer was “NO!”
"If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?”
Again, they all shouted out “NO!”
Their teacher was just bursting with pride for them as she continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?”
A little boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN’ DEAD!”
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